"1"^^ . "6"^^ . . "3"^^ . "1"^^ . "2007-11-13T00:00:00"^^ . . "This place blows.\nSeriously blows. \n\nI know, I shouldn't expect much at IHOP. But I normally like it for cheap, greasy, fattening breakfasts, especially if I'm hungover.\n\nNot anymore.\n\nI went last month and, as always, ordered the migas. The eggs came, with about a pathetic three or four tortilla strips in a soup of egg, tomato and grease. All covered with an inch of USDA Grade D processed cheese. I scraped the cheese off. But that didn't solve the problem of the inch of grease on the plate. I ate about four bites.\n\nI told the waitress that it was inedible, but she wasn't helpful. Then when I paid, the guy asked how everything was. I told him, and he grunted. Still had to pay for it, though. Why do they ask if they don't care?\n\nIHOP, I'm done with you."^^ . .