. "1"^^ . "2014-06-18T00:00:00"^^ . "5"^^ . "1"^^ . . "1"^^ . "Five stars all the way!\nI finally got around to trying this place and, damn, I'm sorry I waited so long. It's really fantastic food! Yeah, it's in a sketchy, post-apocalyptic-looking shopping center and all, but the food is absolutely phenomenal! I almost regret even posting this review because I kind of want to keep this place as much of a secret as possible. I could go on and on, but I'll spare you.\nIn a nutshell: They offer a wide variety of pasties. So many, in fact, I can't see ever choosing one without being a little bummed you didn't go another way. They are hot, filling, freshly-made comfort food at it's best. That's really the best I can do here. I lack the vocabulary to do them the justice they deserve. You just need to try one for yourself. You will not be disappointed. If you are, you are probably a real jerk.\nThe dining room is small and cozy and (yikes!) dark. All of which, I dig. The seating sucks, though. It's either big, communal tables or some of the most form-fitting chairs I've ever let get to 3rd base. They had a delicious dark beer (can't remember the name), but I couldn't handle sitting on those seats long enough to drink more than 2.\n(Yep. The seats suck that bad and I'm still giving them a 5 for their food)\nBeyond that, the staff is friendly and attentive and the like and the prices are very reasonable. You can actually do it \"take and bake\", for a discounted price, if you prefer. We did a caramel apple pasty that way and it was awesome.\nSo, yeah, this place is a fantastic find and, no matter how badly I may want to keep it a secret, I can not recommend it highly enough. I think this calls for a \"BOOYAH\"!"^^ . .