. "2"^^ . "5"^^ . "2017-12-02T00:00:00"^^ . . . "3"^^ . "7"^^ . "I've been quite a few places in my life. \n\n Randyland is my favorite. \n\nI would say Randy was my favorite person too but, you know, my niece and things. He's high on my list though. \n\nIt's hard to describe a visit to Randyland. Fantastically hard.\n\nYou walk through the gate thingy and it's \"Whoa! Who's doing fireworks?\" O wait. Not fireworks. More like some incredibly mutated paint ball game.\n\nSo you're standing there with your eyeballs twirling in their sockets, when the side door to the courtyard flies open. A giant parrot comes tumbling in screaming at the top of its lungs.\n\n Excuse me. Randy. That's Randy.\n\nRandy is a professional talker and selfie taker. With one blue eye and one brown eye. And no inhibitions. He also has an incomparable sense of style. \n\nI can't give you a picture of Randyland because there is nothing to compare it to. From the plastic rats in a sandbox to the mannequin heads Randyland is unique. \n\nAlso excellent."^^ .