"2014-11-24T00:00:00"^^ . "I'm pretty certain you will die of a massive coronary failure after eating this chicken, but take solace in knowing that before you get cast off to the fires of hell, you will have basked for fifteen minutes in pure crispy, juicy heaven. For a sinner like me, this is my only way to see the true face of God. Now if you excuse me, the washroom awaits."^^ . . "0"^^ . "5"^^ . . "1"^^ . . "2"^^ .