"3"^^ . "14"^^ . . "4"^^ . "Most people who complain about this probably think things in life are actually free. Come on, if you're gonna get free stuff you gotta jump through some hoops. \nWhen you initially speak with your vendor, try and milk as much free stuff out of them as you can. You won't ruin your chance by being a little greedy. \nOnce you start your tour, eat all the pastries your heart desires. Milk it for what it's worth. You will probably be there longer than you want, just make sure to keep things moving. The salesperson will go \"oh wait but I wanna show you this map\", take a quick glance and keep walking, they have to follow you. \nIf you actually wanna buy, decline to buy from your initial sales Rep and you will be asked to complete a \"survey\". It's really just another sales Rep who will offer you a deal at about 10% of the initial price. That's not a typo, 10% of, not 10% off. Yes, the sales tactics are pushy and certainly insulting to ones intelligence, but quite frankly that's what you get for trying to get \"free gifts\". It's obvious that with the 17.9% interest rate they end up screwing over a lot of low income people that get suckered into actually getting a timeshare. They flat out told us we would be purchasing a foreclosed timeshare. Maybe I should be appalled, but I found the whole practice kind of funny. \nIn the end we got our gifts, and had a hilarious conversation with everyone on the shuttle home. I recommend the cookies, they are soft and delicious. If you are there for lunch, get the turkey, yummmmm. Just milk them for all they can. Pocket a few apples."^^ . "17"^^ . . . "2016-03-09T00:00:00"^^ .