"4"^^ . "Barista: What can I get you?\nMe: I'll have a flat white\nBarista: what size?\nMe: It only comes in one size, the small\nB: What?\nMe: It only comes in the 12 oz cup size *pointing at the menu*, so I'll have the small\nB: What? When did they do that? You should be able to get it in any size!\nMe: That's ok, I'll just have the small one\nB: But is that hot or iced?\nMe: Hot\nB: *pushing several buttons on register* You can get it in any size, I just checked\nMe: no thanks, I'll just have the small\nB: what size is that? Tall?\nMe: Yeah, a tall, hot flat white\nB: *rings me up* Ok, man, I'll make it for you right now \n*proceeds to make the frothiest latte I've ever gotten at Starbucks.*\nB: Here you go, man.\nMe: uh... thanks? ?"^^ . "2"^^ . . . "1"^^ . "3"^^ . . "2017-04-11T00:00:00"^^ .