"0"^^ . . "6"^^ . "2015-12-27T00:00:00"^^ . "I am here, right now, and we are the only two here. \n\nClevelanders, you suck. \n\nGreat cocktails \n\nThe bacon wrapped dates are amazing \n\nThe calamari is fantastic \n\nTha bartenders actually know their shit\n\nAnd yet we sit alone \n\nI mean thank you for leaving us in peace but fuck all of you for not coming here and keeping this place open."^^ . . "1"^^ . . "5"^^ .