"7"^^ . "6"^^ . "4"^^ . "4"^^ . . . "Peer Off The Pier My Dear\nBy The Rue\n\nSatruday night stopped at Pier Fifty Four, \nThis is a place I'd never been before, \nThe second I pulled up I knew I had scored,\nLive acoustic music didn't bore,\nI'm going to come by here a lot more,\nReally was hoping to check out some slores,\nI guess this night it just wasn't in store,\nI wonder if it's because I'm poor,\nMy friends wife calls me a male whore,\nEven though all the stories are just folk lore,\nAfter hiking Usery Mountain my legs were sore,\nThis place sits on the lake shore,\nI like to mine for gold not ore,\nI cut some serious rug on the dance floor,\nNot as good looking as the God Thor,\nMy kiss will rock you to your core,\nI'll steal your underwear from your drawer,\nAfter the 3rd orgasm you'll yell \"FORE\"!\n\nBack Door!!"^^ . . "2012-07-09T00:00:00"^^ .