. . "I've ridden by this place on the greenbelt trail for a decade now. Walked right by it on my way to Fresh and Douchey for years. Never stopped in until today. Always got a vibe from this place that it wasn't worth my time.\n\nDark as hell inside, which seems like a true feat mid afternoon in AZ without a cloud in the sky. Maybe they need some more shit on the windows to finish the job and block all natural light from penetrating the dankness.\n\n Its certainly a divey shit hole inside, but the prices don't reflect that. Way too much for a drink that may have contained 6 molecules of vodka, and even that's a generous estimate.\n\nService was meh, but even if it was stellar, I wouldn't stick around for another boozeless cocktail. \n\nI came, I saw, its not for me, I won't be back."^^ . "2"^^ . "2015-02-15T00:00:00"^^ . . "1"^^ . "3"^^ . "0"^^ .