. "1"^^ . "2014-08-26T00:00:00"^^ . "1"^^ . "2"^^ . "0"^^ . . . "A $20 lapdance will get you a girl who shakes her ass at you from a few inches away while shaming you for not being for the $125 VIP dance.\nA $125 VIP dance will get you a girl who hovers over you without actually really ever making contact while you loathe yourself, the club, and every dollar you spent!"^^ .