. "2014-03-25T00:00:00"^^ . "0"^^ . . . "I don't know why people are so down on the Cracker Barrel (Other than for the homophobia and racism. \"Allegedly.\").\n\nThis place has got it all! Pancakes! Toys! Fried things! Rocking chairs! Gravy! Knick-knacks! Biscuits! Mason jars! Aprons! It's like the world's fattest nightclub, as described by Stefon on SNL.\n\nHad a work lunch here today, which brought me back for the first time in maybe 5 years or so. I wouldn't mind coming back soon - I thought the food was delicious, inexpensive, and adequate healthful choices: I opted for the grilled rainbow trout and plain steamed veggies...but then ate an entire order of Coca Cola cake, which was OMG ridiculous. I want that every day forever from now on.\n\nThe lady who rang us out at the register was adorable, and so sweet!"^^ . "4"^^ . "1"^^ . "4"^^ .