"First off I would like to thank Donald S. for creating such a great alliteration for OTS (Old Town Scottsdale). \n\nNow onto American Junkie, first I would have to say that the name does represent some of the people that go in here. I was there last Sunday, for some reason I decided to go out and have a few drinks which landed me here and all I could think is how in the hell is this place so busy for a Sunday night? And then I came to my senses and realized that I was in Scottsdale, I forgot 85% of the people there live off of mommy and daddy. \n\nI arrived there with two of my friends and it only took us a measly 15 minutes to get drinks. The bartenders manage to serve drinks and never look up at the bar, pretty amazing talent if I say so! Secondly all the drunk ass chicks dancing on the bar was definitely a no-go. I mean come on if you truly are going to have a dance off on the bar why don't you try pick out some girls that can actually stand, it might work a little better as well as help you avoid a lawsuit. \n\nThe only thing I could appreciate was they had a table setup outside on the patio for people to play beer-pong. Now let me clarify, I appreciated that they took time to think that people would like to play, did not appreciate the drunk assholes playing beer pong and throwing beer all over the patio. \n\nI might give this place another chance but then again why should I? There are so many other places in OTS that are a lot funner!"^^ . "2009-04-29T00:00:00"^^ . "2"^^ . "2"^^ . . "3"^^ . "2"^^ . . .