"Mediocre food. Horrible service. Won't return.\n\nWe asked, is the soup vegetarian? I'll check, said the waitress.\n\nThen I watched as her fat ass basically stood around yapping with the other servers. Meanwhile, we had no bread. We asked, then the service came by and plopped a tiny piece of bread on each of our bread plates. Umm, leave the basket you twit.\n\nThen the soup (for my wife) just shows up. I say don't eat it, I guarantee it's chicken stock. We ask the waitress.. oh yah, oh yah, I asked. So then I ask a clueless looking, but helpful younger busboy - he says he'll go find out. Comes back and says, CHICKEN STOCK.\n\nOn top of all that we had to listen to the fat bitch sing some awful garbage.\n\nMy own food was only mediocre.\n\nWILL NOT RETURN.\n\n(I think the dining choices in Paris are all severely lacking, which is weird considering the theme of the place.)"^^ . "1"^^ . "2"^^ . "2008-06-17T00:00:00"^^ . . . "1"^^ . "4"^^ . .