. "41"^^ . "2012-09-16T00:00:00"^^ . "2"^^ . . "Ohhh the Gulch. Lets face it, you don't come here for the chics. Went here last night for the first time... it was pretty gnarly. Let me paint you a picture. \n\nThe strippers; I don't think one of them weighed under 150lbs. Well apart from the one meth head i saw roaming around that was missing most of her teeth. And the outfits... I saw one girl wearing duck tape over her boobs. I know what your thinking, but seriously I couldn't make this ish up. Oh yea! and one fell on stage because she was too messed up to walk in her heels. A true class act\n\nThe Smoke: It literally is so smoky in here you cant see across the bar. Me having asthma I couldn't really stay here for long due to that reason alone. \n\nThe drinks: watered down. I didn't know it was possible to water down beer but they made this happen. I was so afraid I was going to be roofied by some creeps that were in there i had to keep my beer covered at all times.\n\nWhy 2 stars and not 1? I feel bad for the lost soles in this place. So if i can throw out an extra star or two, so be it"^^ . "17"^^ . . "24"^^ .