"So what happens when you're going to a conference but you forget your pants and all you have to wear is the shorts you have on?\n\nWell, you go to the Gap and quickly purchase some trousers!\n\nI came here to get some emergency pants and they helped me out. Not only did I get two pair of pants but they were both on sale for half price!\n\nI was very excited about the whole thing. Clearly, it doesn't take much to get me excited."^^ . "0"^^ . . "2014-09-25T00:00:00"^^ . "3"^^ . "2"^^ . . . "0"^^ .