"Dear Vegas,\n\nStop voting Metro our city's best pizza. It makes us look like a bunch of uncultured schmucks.\n\nAnyone who says that Metro is anything like authentic New York style pizza has no idea what they're talking about.\n\nThis may be the greasiest pizza I have ever eaten. Sloppy, soggy and oily even when you think you're getting a fresh slice. And the crust tastes like Chef Boy-Ar-Dee pizza in a box.\n\nNew Yorkers wouldn't wipe their ass with this pizza. Certainly not with all that grease.\n\nSkip Metro unless you're getting free slices and beers in the mail from Ellis Island."^^ . . "2012-04-01T00:00:00"^^ . . "1"^^ . "0"^^ . "2"^^ . . "7"^^ .