"There's a guy who works here who looks like a retired rock star. I have a theory: He's not anyone that I recognize, so maybe he was big in Japan and his music will finally get big here in the States in about 20 years and it'll be considered groundbreaking. By the looks of him, he retired willingly, because he still has a lust for life, but one day he decided, \"You know what? I got all the sex I ever desired, all the drugs I ever wanted to take and enough money so I'm going to retire.\" And with that, he entered the Rock Star Relocation Program and took up a job at the Circle K on Indian School Road in Scottsdale. He brought the rock star passion with him and became the best cashier in the entire known world.\n\nEven though I only pop in once every other month, he remember me, remembers what smokes I buy and charms the shit out of me.\n\nFIVE STARS."^^ . . . "2013-03-20T00:00:00"^^ . "5"^^ . . "7"^^ . "5"^^ . "3"^^ .