"2017-07-09T00:00:00"^^ . "0"^^ . . . "Awful. $13 for TWO TAQUITOS. But they're cut in half so it almost feels like 4. Not really though. Salsa is like grocery store generic brand chunky salsa. Gross. Flautas are too puffy and mushy. Churros tasted like burnt oil. Covered in sugar. \"Spring rolls\" are a cruel mushy joke. Stupid honey chipotle sauce is a gross watery mess. Enchiladas looked like someone scraped a pan of last week's chilaquiles on top of a pile of rice n beans and called it a day. Chimichanga was a crime against chimis. So covered in topping mess that it became a soggy burrito without a single spot of crispy shell anywhere. Also had a bland, boring Taco Bell flavour. Everything had a lingering burnt oil flavour that is my lasting impression of this shamefully overpriced 'meal'. Most of this is sadly going in the garbage. Don't waste your money at this trap!\n\nAnyone wants real taquitos that will give you mouthgasms, come talk to me. I'll give you $13 worth of taquitos, and you'll be stoked."^^ . "0"^^ . "1"^^ . "0"^^ . .