"4"^^ . "2"^^ . "2014-09-25T00:00:00"^^ . "3"^^ . . "1"^^ . . "This place is as great as its name is terrible, which is very. I've never stepped foot inside but we've ordered takeout and delivery a gazillion times and it always hits the spot (the let's-not-cook, sweet-and-sour, can't-stop-eating-even-though-I'm-full-already, oh-what-there-are-still-fortune-cookies? Chinese food spot).\n\nGood dinner combos, delicious lo mein, fabulous egglplant (especially when paired with the fried rice), fresh when it comes to your front door, and there's always enough for leftovers.\n\nService is solid. In fact, we once made an error in thinking THEY'D made an error, and they were still helpful. Sorry.\n\nPRO TIP #1: 10% off pickup if you pay in cash.\n\nPRO TIP #2: Do you like crying and rinsing your mouth out with almond milk and the sensation of spice settling into your tongue for eternity? Get the Shanghai noodles."^^ . .