"2018-03-27T00:00:00"^^ . "1"^^ . "2"^^ . . . "0"^^ . "I find myself torn on the case of Texas Roadhouse. I've been coming here with my family for a long, long time. the best thing on the menu? Chicken critters... The most important ingredient in those chicken critters? Nostalgia. Now, there's only three reasons a grown man orders chicken tenders. 1. He's low on cash and it's the only thing on the menu he can afford(except a salad, but who wants that?) 2. He's at a restaurant such as Chick-Fil-A or Raising Canes(but mostly Chick-Fil-A) that specializes in chicken tenders 3. He's overflowing with so much nostalgia, he can't think straight. If number 3 is the case, it's advisable, and completely appropriate to grab him by the collar and slap him with a steak. Unfortunately, you won't find a steak worthy of slapping your fellow comrade with at this Roadhouse. If you find yourself in search of a good cup of chili, sure! head that way. You want some amazing rolls, have at it! Even their ribs are fine. If you're searching for a place to get a cheap steak and you don't mind the noisy, cluttered atmosphere, look no further. But for me, I've come to terms with my chicken critter nostalgia, and it's high time I put it to rest."^^ . . "1"^^ .