"On a friend's recommendation, I stopped in to grab breakfast on my way to hike the Towpath Trail. As I approached the front door, I saw the sign out front advertising \"Susie's Breakfast Burrito!\" As a sucker for all breakfast foods in wrap-form, I walked in, took a gander at the menu to see what I would be getting in my sweet bundle of breakfasty goodness. \n\nSusie's Breakfast Burrito contains the following: scrambled eggs, ham, bacon, or sausage, potatoes, green chili, wrapped in a flour tortilla. Sounds great! \n\nThe deli-man was really nice as I placed my order: \"1 breakfast burrito, no meat, (I went meatless on Mondays for a year on a dare. Stupid idea.) and extra potatoes, please!\" \n\nWhat followed was straight out of Monty Python's \"Cheese Shop\" skit. \n\nDeli-man: \"Just so you know...we don't have any green chili today.\" \nMe: \"Not a problem. Just egg, cheese and extra potatoes will be great.\" \nDeli-man: \"Um, yah...just so you know....we're also out of potatoes.\" \nMe: (somewhat confused) \"OK...how about egg and cheese with avocado and tomato in a tortilla?\" \nDeli-man: \"Um...we're out of tortillas.\" \nMe: \"Ah! Egg and cheese croissant, please.\" \n\nThe sandwich was good. The croissant was lightly toasted, buttery and flaky, as it should be, and the eggs were tasty. \n\nI'll give Heidi's another try. Hopefully Michael Palin and John Cleese won't be behind the counter. Or if they are, I hope it's \"The Spanish Inquisition.\" NOOOOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!"^^ . . "2011-10-14T00:00:00"^^ . "1"^^ . "1"^^ . "2"^^ . "1"^^ . . .