"2015-10-31T00:00:00"^^ . "0"^^ . "8"^^ . "I usually write long-ass reviews because Yelp keeps prompting me, and like Homer Simpson, I'm the highly suggestible type. Not now, though. I'm gonna keep it brief and to the point. I love you Bar Raval.\n\nIf our new Prime Minister Justin Trudeau would amend marriage laws to allow for a man-restaurant union, I'd pop the question. \n\nIf I could live there, I'd move my ass in today and claim squatter's rights. \n\nYou had me when I first laid eyes on the sinuous curves of your well-lit interior. My first taste of that shishito-filet combo and I knew I was a goner. \n\nI am, your humble and obedient servant.\n\nBesos!"^^ . . "5"^^ . . "0"^^ . .