"1"^^ . "2"^^ . "This was the most amazing thing I have ever seen! At some parts I felt like I was stuck in one of Goya's greatest nightmares - and I loved it.\n\nEvery once in a while (for filler) they added some awful salsa/disco dance routine (think bad choreography featuring Fez from That 70's show). I actually felt embarrassed for the dancers... but that's OK because everything else was so amazing, that the show still deserves 5 stars.\n\nThe women there have insane muscles. I kept looking for Captain Winky , but couldn't find him. I still have my doubts about some of them.\n\nIf you are going... here are my tips on where to sit. \n- The first row is a \"splash zone\", and your face will be in that dry ice fog stuff for the first 20 minutes of the show\n- The aisles next to the performer stairs are creepy - there are dancers dressed as devils jumping over the rails at you\n- The rows are LONG... so try to get next to stairs (not the performer stairs). The last row in the theater is 31 seats across. That's a lot of people that need to stand up if somebody in the middle needs to use the restroom!"^^ . "2"^^ . "2008-04-21T00:00:00"^^ . . . . "5"^^ .