. "2"^^ . "2"^^ . . "2012-09-11T00:00:00"^^ . . "Nurse, I need 50 cc's of Blizzard stat! \n\nThis patient needs soft-serve . . . soft-serve so sugary sweet that it leaves a layer of crystals on the surface of the teeth. Nurse, there's only one place that offers that level of sugar in a soft-serve. We need some Dairy Queen.\n\nWhat? What kind of topping? \nDamn it, Nurse! I'm busy operating here. M&Ms? Reese's peanut butter cups? Chocolate cookie dough? Damn it, I don't have time for this debate. This patient is suffering without that soft-serve. \n\nWhat? Burger or chicken fingers? Are you crazy? Everything at DQ that doesn't involve ice cream is too greasy. I said this man needs a Blizzard.\n\nWell done Nurse. Just in time. Thanks to this peanut butter cup Blizzard, the patient will survive. Better remind the patient to brush his teeth before bed, though."^^ . "4"^^ . "2"^^ .