. "0"^^ . "3"^^ . "2"^^ . . "2017-06-22T00:00:00"^^ . . "The property is beautiful. The staff was friendly. Yes there was a wait, but that's no issue! The location, atmosphere, and staff are what kept this from a 1/5 stars. The biggest and only issue (it is a restaurant/bar) were that the food and drinks were horrendous. What I and my party ordered:\nMojito : tasted like soda water with a bit of mint. \nPineapple rum drink : tasted like straight pineapple juice with water\nNachos : tasted like Taco Bell's taco pizza\nMac n cheese : tasted like the stuff from the box, with some raw broccoli and chicken cut up on top\nBleu cheese burger w/ fries : these were so dry and flavorless, I had to ask for an aioli to be able to swallow the burger without choking. Didn't recognize any flavor of blue cheese, which is supposed to be strong and sharp. The fries had no salt, and were hard as rocks. \n\nThis is the definition of a tourist trap, and I won't fall for that again."^^ . "1"^^ .