"0"^^ . "5"^^ . "0"^^ . . "0"^^ . "2017-01-07T00:00:00"^^ . "For those of you with a short attention span this is a truly remarkable place to eat. See Elizabeth at the bar and order anything you can eat that salsa with. Chorizo and scrambled eggs and huevos rancheros are best in class. And incidentally the coffee is hot, fresh and wonderful.\n\nFor the rest of us I will just get all carried away.\n\nNow and then you make a mistake that just goes really well. You know, like discovering flubber or the graphene mixed with a super ball thing (too esoteric???.) Well, we were in Las Vegas for CES and we were looking for the Viva Las Vegas Stamps store for my wife. But first we needed breakfast.\n\nSurprise! There was this garish yellow building called La Mojarra Loca, what appeared to be a Mexican Restaurant that served breakfast. Why not?\n\nGet in an airplane, take a bus or just drive to Las Vegas and stop at this place and eat until your stupid. Get breakfast (Huevos Rancheros or scrambled eggs and chorizo) then go shop or sleep for two hours and go back for lunch.\n\nThe chips were fresh and not overcooked, the beans were so good I could have done chips and bean dip and been happy. The two kinds of Salsa are worth bottling and taking home, which I did. I could not make a sound decision so I got Chorizo and scrambled eggs that were warm and filling. So good I did not add any salsa. Then I also ordered Juevos Rancheros an all time favorite of mine. It came with sweet red and green peppers on a delicious tortilla. If you have ever eaten at La Parrrila Suiza (another world class dining experience) you will recognize this flavor. \n\nI was hoping for a taste of each but I ate every morsel and sopped up the rest with the remains of my chorizo and eggs.\n\nI like Coffee and am relatively picky about it. I will drink warmed hot brown water but I really like good coffee and I was not disappointed. Great flavor, hearty and strong with no bitterness. \n\nOk I understand my next comment is not about food but bathrooms can tell you a lot about attention to detail and overall quality. The men's room was emaculate and looked like a designer had been let loose in there complete with an Orchid. They even got toilet seats with a little handle on the side so you can raise the lid with your foot. That of course assumes you are a more civilized man who doesn't just pee on the seats.\n\nThis is a great place to eat and just kick back. If Elizabeth is at the bar get to know her because she knows her food and service. We met both managers as well and it is worth speakng to them because they take this place very seriously, and their pride shows all over it."^^ . . .