"3"^^ . "I know what's going to happen. I can see it now.\nI tell you about this place.\nYou get all \"Holy Shit!\" I had no idea you could do that.\nAnd I get screwed in the process. \n\nFirst, stop going to DMV. \nThis shouldn't be a problem, since you already avoid the place like your urologist's latest STD results.\nBegin going to L & J.\nThey offer every service DMV does, but here's the kicker, they only charge a small fee. Like ten bucks.\nSo the question is....would you rather sit and wait for three hours, as others check out your tats and whisper to one another? \nOr pay the ten bucks...no line...get in...out...and back to your life. \n\nYou'll like L & J\nYour friends and relatives will like L & J\nAnd eventually, I won't, when I have to wait in line because I told you about this little gem.\nDon't think I did this for you.\nI did it because my therapist said to do something nice for someone for a change and how it'd make me feel better about myself.\nIt didn't and I don't."^^ . "5"^^ . . . . "5"^^ . "2012-03-22T00:00:00"^^ . "12"^^ .