. "1"^^ . "4"^^ . "One I the worst massage experiences ever. For 90 minutes all I heard was the therapist chewing gum, people loudly talking and walking in and out, plus actual elevator music - the bad renditions of 80's songs. The technique was not even poor - it was non-existent. The massage consisted of slight pressing by barely leaning. \n\nWhen the receptionist asked if I enjoyed it I said no and told her about the gum chewing and poor massage. All she said was, \"oh, that was rude.\" She then asked if I had a loyalty card or if this was my first time. I said it was my first and last time. She replied, \"Well, that will be $45.\" UNBELIEVABLE."^^ . . . "5"^^ . "0"^^ . "2014-03-03T00:00:00"^^ .