"1"^^ . "4"^^ . . . . "0"^^ . "2013-04-17T00:00:00"^^ . "2"^^ . "My friend and I were staying at a hotel in Carnegie and they had a menu for the Carnegie Diner so we thought we'd check it out. When we got there it didn't look like it was open - kinda dark and empty looking but the door was unlocked so we went in and sat in a booth. After a few minutes the girl behind the counter said \"I'll be with you in a few minutes.\" We were the only customers there and she didn't seem to be busy doing anything else. For the next 5 minutes I watched her hang out behind the counter and yawn, and occasionally stroll to the other end of the counter as if she was bored. After about 5 minutes she took our order. It was a simple order: one hamburger and one cheeseburger. I asked \"what comes on it?\" and she replied \"nothing.\" So I asked for onion, pickle, tomato, lettuce, and mayo. I think she spelled out every word because it took her forever to write it down and she had to squat down and use our table as a writing surface. My friend noticed track marks on her arms so we figured she was on heroin. We then heard one of her coworkers telling someone in the kitchen \"she can't be doing that before work\" and \"I can't have her falling asleep here.\" When she brought our food to us, she said \"I don't know who gets what\" and plopped our plates down and walked away. The burgers were OK (not good) although they did get the toppings all wrong. The fries were awful - totally soaked in grease and soggy. The other girl (Manager?) apologized to us and asked the cook to drive the waitress home so she could \"get some rest\" I guess. When the cook walked out his entire ass was sticking out of his pants. Yes, he had on underpants, and I'm not anti-sagging... it just made with think \"what next?\" We met some people later that day who were also from out of town and we warned them not to go there, but it was too late. They had already been there the day before and told us about their nightmare of waiting so long that they almost left (and they said the place was empty). I can't even imagine what they would do if they had 5 or 6 tables to serve."^^ .