"20"^^ . . . "20"^^ . . "Call me Dan B.\n\nand pls read how my obsession with\nthe Fat Elvis\nhas recently reached levels\nthat Captain Ahab could relate to.\n\nThe most obvious difference\nbetween the object of my desire\nand that of the dear Captain's\nis mine is readily available and easily found.\n\nOr one would think.\n\nAfter being exquisitely turned around\nand confused by Pink Box's South West location\nin the belly of Freddy's car wash,\nmy first attempt\nto capture the chocolate covered novelty\nwas met with failure.\n\nMy search next forced me to traverse the\ntreacherous Rainbow Boulevard\nand led me to a place called\nSummerlin.\n\nIt had been a long day\nand the night sky was upon us\nfor some time,\nbut I did not fret for this Pink Box location\nis open 24 hours.\n\nAnd there\nsitting audaciously on display\nwas\nThe Fat Elvis.\n\nFirst, I silently cursed at it\nbefore ordering it\nand completely devoured it\nbefore paying for it.\n\nThe King would be proud\nto have his name associated\nwith this peanut butter, banana,\nchocolate delight.\n\nThe Captain, on the other hand,\nwould scoff\nat the trivial nature\nof my gastronomic journey \n(and possibly be mad\nfor using his name in this review)."^^ . "25"^^ . "4"^^ . "2015-01-23T00:00:00"^^ .