. "If you are a snail or a sloth THIS is the place for you because everything is SLOOOOOW! We had to search for a hostess, never found her, not quite sure if they even have one. Drinks took forever, food took forever, service took FOREVERRRR \n( insert Squints from the movie Sandlot saying this). We were actually laughing at how long drinks took for nearby tables as well."^^ . "1"^^ . "2014-11-26T00:00:00"^^ . "2"^^ . "2"^^ . "0"^^ . . .