. "0"^^ . "1"^^ . "2"^^ . "Grease running down my hand. That's a first. Maybe that's appealing to some people, but definitely not me.\n\nSorry, Pizza Pit staff. \n\n[Cue the Tim & Eric \"Ya blew it!\" .gif.]"^^ . "2013-09-02T00:00:00"^^ . . "1"^^ . .