. "8"^^ . . "9"^^ . . "Hells Tourists... if you want the full Vegas experience of being taken for your money, being treated like dirt and made felt like the club has done you a favor by letting you buy way to overpriced bottles of cheap vodka you can buy off a homeless person on Dean Martin Blvd for $20... THIS is the place for you!\nNot only will you wait in line for about 2 hours (remind you people, WE do not do lines here if you are semi hot!) and get to pay a cover charge that is your monthly electricity bill (remind you tourists yet again, your house may be big in California but there is areason why this hotel is SO MUCH bigger!) you also get to experience the rudest service in the history of rudness ever :)\n\nI personally like rudness, heck im the bitchiest bitch that will go PMS on you any day, but yet even me reflects upon my innerself, which is indeed quite awesome!) and I come to the conclusion that a club like this, with its african safari theme, which should get raided by PETA anytime to take down their african ivory chairs.., is not necessarly all that it is made out to be.\nNot only do I want my tourists to have THE best time they will ever have here in my fabulous city, I want my tourists to come back and still be in love.\n\nIf you want a really good experience, great service and a club that actually will cater to you as a guest and not make you feel like you are inconviniencing them... go to Surrender, Vanity, TAO even Pure for gods sake (it does smell like dirty panties though but some guys I guess do like that hehe) \nDont go here and dont waste your hard earned untaxed healthcareobamadollars. Please :)"^^ . "2"^^ . "2"^^ . "2010-09-25T00:00:00"^^ .