"0"^^ . "4"^^ . "2009-10-20T00:00:00"^^ . "There was a gnat in my water, and the waiter tried to tell us he \"lost\" our debit card, but they do have pumpkin pancakes that will send your pancreas into spasms. Your coronary arteries, too. \n\nWhat the hell. Pumpkin goodness only comes once a year."^^ . . . . "3"^^ . "1"^^ .