. "4"^^ . "21"^^ . "5"^^ . "2008-11-13T00:00:00"^^ . . "Ahhhhhhh, Chanel. \nI am a handbag junkie. \nStarted out with a couple hits of Juicy and Coach. \nMoved on rapidly to snorts of Kate Spade, Marc Jacobs, Michael Kors. \nCooked up a little Miu Miu, Prada and Fendi. \nSomeday soon I will mainline Chanel. \nAn intuitive sales staff clearly senses a true handbag whore in their midst. They let me oooh and aaah to my heart's content, knowing a sale is imminent. \nSoon, pale pink, we will be together forever. \nAhhhh, Chanel."^^ . "7"^^ . .