"Why bother?\n\nThe bread was stale. I mean, not just a wee bit toothy stale, but a knock it on the table and you have a rhythm section stale. The food was bad, the portions were miserly, and the service was beyond slow. I guess I shouldn't care that the portions were miserly. I really wouldn't want to eat any more of what they served. Still, the prices were not cheap enough to merit the parsimony.\n\nHow sad. I had heard this was a classic dive. It's a dive all right. It would be completely fabulous if there was anything to recommend it beyond the cool atmosphere."^^ . "2012-06-29T00:00:00"^^ . "1"^^ . "10"^^ . . "4"^^ . "8"^^ . . .