"2016-02-01T00:00:00"^^ . . "3"^^ . "4"^^ . "4"^^ . "5"^^ . . "\"I am on my knees\n\"oh forgive me\"\n\n------------------------------------------\n\nIn A Sentence\u0099\n(The) Small theatre where all the magic happens. \n\nQuick Review\u0099\n+ Greats arts at absurdly low ticket prices. It feels like one is robbing them when it comes to the live entertainment per dollar ratio. \n\n+ Possible to watch a live stageplay -- with props* -- for less than the cost of a movie. (*Blood spurting everywhere.) \n\n------------------------------------------\n\nI can't believe it took me so long to patronise the Onyx. I lived in Vegas for entirely too long before making it over here. Forgive me, Onyx (and whichever god/patron saint is supposed to be for the arts). \n\nSeats are old, but it's an old, lil' theatre (so it'll be that way). \n\nParking is free, but it's Vegas (so it'll be that way). \n\nConcessions are cheap. \n\nTourists\nNo tourists here* -- naturally -- since it is so far from the strip. (*Except the ones at The Green Door.)\n\nKids\nNot good for kids. They can't handle the campy blood splatter. They also might not be permitted, I think.\n\nDogs\nNot good for dogs. They don't like stageplays.\n\n------------------------------------------\n\nRating: Four-stars, \"Yay! I'm a fan.\""^^ . .