. "6"^^ . "1"^^ . . "1"^^ . "5"^^ . . "2014-03-08T00:00:00"^^ . "Oh... Taco Guild. \n\nI bitterly resent having to give you a single star. Pretty much everything is a disaster... from high-top stools designed by Torquemada, to the brazenly over priced drinks fetched by surly independently wealthy cocktail servers. Our server looked like a lumberjack, yet acted like Serge from Beverly Hills Cop. \n\nI had two tacos, \"torn lettuce cups.\" What I got was half a head of wet butter lettuce with a neat tablespoon of sodium soaked protein in the middle. The pork adobo was indistinguishable from the coffee braised brisket. Truly stunning for $3.95 EACH. I have eaten more satisfying fare out of an MRE packet. \n\nIt is loud inside, which amplifies the horrific choice to put a jukebox in a restaurant. There is a ton of service staff, none of which will make eye contact with a patron begging for a drink. \n\nThe chips were fresh and crunchy, and the salsas offered were not bad. Perhaps that merits the single star I was forced to give."^^ .