"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. \nHumpty Dumpty had a great fall.\nAll the Kings horses & all the Kings men\nSaid let's go fuckin' drinking again!!\n\nAt least that's the version I made up in my head while sitting at the bar surrounded by bronze egghead statues as I enjoyed some of the yummiest cocktails in Sin City!\n\nGo see MIKE...and tip WELL! \n\nI recommend the Pear-fect Martini or the Moonlander (with a TANG rim)!\n\nThe witty word play of the drinks are pretty funny. How can you NOT want to drink something called \"Hump Me or Dump Me\" just so you can order it out loud and see what kind of reaction you get from unsuspecting passerby's?"^^ . "4"^^ . "3"^^ . "5"^^ . . "2"^^ . "2009-12-11T00:00:00"^^ . . .