"2010-03-27T00:00:00"^^ . . . "0"^^ . "IT'S THE 1982 WEDDING RECEPTION THE BRIDE'S DAD DECIDED TO HOST IN HIS HALFWAY REMODELED SUNROOM/PORCH YOU WERE HOPING TO FORGET.\n\n--why is this 6 block area of Thomas stuck in 1982?\n--flashing colored lights were in bad taste, even THEN\n--live music is only redeeming quality, and it's BAD\n--belly dancer goes after EVERYONE in the room. yes, it's THAT wedding reception\n--stackable vinyl elk's lodge chairs lost their cush in 1984. HOW can they still be in use?\n--plate breaking at $2 a pop turns quickly into an exercise in dodging ceramic shrapnel. thank god we were not close.\n\nSERVICE HORRIBLE\n--forgot salads, then dropped them when we were about to leave anyway\n--drinks never refilled, beers never checked\n--it's like we were just invisible and unwelcome\n--host/owner saw us about to leave, but then turned away\n\nFOOD JUST WAY PAST ITS TIME\n--cuisine has come such a long way since 1982. get with it!\n--NO ONE actually wants to eat a pile of raw onions buried under globs of mucousy \"greek\" dressing. WHY!!?\n--everything's in 1982 except the prices. You want me to pay $20 for that?!?\n\nNow I know why no one has ever mentioned this place to me _in my entire life_. Some places are better left undiscovered."^^ . "1"^^ . "4"^^ . "0"^^ . .