"I can't believe I'm reviewing Waffle House, but here goes.\n\nIf you have never been to a Waffle House before, the food is exactly what you'd expect: greasy, unhealthy, and strangely enticing. I normally wouldn't put Cheese Eggs and Grits at the top of my \"to-eat\" list but few things sound better after a night of drinking. \n\nIf you have been to a Waffle House before, the food is exactly the same as you remember. The only distinction this location possesses is that it is very clean. Pristine, even. I don't know if it is always so immaculate, but I was shocked. I'm used to a Waffle House that looks like an unkempt trailer on the inside, not a passable budget restaurant. \n\nThe food is really worthy of only two-stars, but this location gets four because when you eat there, you feel like you must be part of some rare historical accomplishment. My compliments to the janitor."^^ . . "2007-08-09T00:00:00"^^ . "1"^^ . . "4"^^ . "2"^^ . "4"^^ . .