. "2"^^ . "3"^^ . . "3"^^ . "2008-08-04T00:00:00"^^ . "Monday dark morning, and I'm reviewing food courts. Sexy.\n\nEverytime I'm here I almost exclusively hit up the Chicken Place. Kinda sad that I don't even know the full name of the damn kiosk, considering if I somehow brought a little Ziploc baggie with me (you know, the kind you used to hold your marijuana in when you were a little kid) and hung on to all the toothpicks I would accumulate from the \"hey you! stfu and sample this! *waves nubby fleshy thing in my face*\" action, I would have a wicked jungle dwelling for Vietcong Barbie.\n\nCan't really nitpick about the food court though, malls as a whole are required by County to provide feeding troughs for Sheepish shoppers. It's almost automatic now....\nStomach: *rumble* complete me, you useless bastard\nMe: Almost.....there.....one more flight of escalatory overtones\nStomach: Remember your Yelp event tonight? Remember, you get less....um.....emissions....with Premium food.\nMe: I know this, mang...don't worry, I'm onnit. ....Oooooooh Diesel! Hey, they have new Johnny The Homicidal Maniac stuff at Hot Topic! Nuts!\nStomach: Here we go.....*sigh*\n\n*ten minutes later*\n\nMe: Sorry dude, I'm down to my last $5....I guess it's Wendy's then....\nStomach: I fucking hate you.\n\nFin."^^ . . "4"^^ .