. "Sunday morning rolls around. \n\nWe decided on finally using that Groupon for Family Cafe. This dining experience is a perfect example of not being a cheap-ass and spending the couple extra dollars for actual edible food.\n\nIn hindsight, we should have just walked out of there the second we first arrived. This place is a hole in the wall in Mesa behind a Taco Bell. Don't judge a book by its cover is an important saying to always remember. In this case the book's cover matched in pages inside.\n\nWe entered the... I guess restaurant, and had to walk halfway into the dining area to be welcomed. The hostess, who I assume was a family member of the owner looked frazzled and confused on what to do. She ended up telling us to seat ourselves. I assumed that this was a family member of the owners or someone that worked there because she couldn't have been older then 13 or 14 years old, if not younger. Very unprofessional, but that's just me. \n\nI don't know about the other diners who go to this establishment, but the air was musty and smelled of bathroom cleaner when we first entered the restaurant. This foul odor lingered through our meal and time there.\n\nAfter seated at the table, we waited for at least 7 to 10 minutes before we were acknowledged by our server. My coffee and water made it to the table promptly, hey nice job!\n\nGF: \"Does your water taste funny?\"\n\nOh it sure did. I look around and I noticed everyone else had straws... Why am I already pissed and I haven't even placed my order yet!\n\nThe menu looked somewhat promising. A nice selection of comfort food and things that appealed to me. Phew, this Yelp review may be saved after all!\n\nI asked the server about the \"Southwest Omelet\" and ended up settling on that. Food ordered... Delivered...\n\n...\n\n\n...\n\n\n...\n\nok something isn't right.\n\nOmelet right? Like egg surrounding omelet stuff?\n\nThat's not whats on my plate though. After 10 minutes or so of not seeing my server, I waived down another server and asked them what food was on my plate. What was the name of the dish? His answer, Chorizo Scramble. Yeah, that's not what I ordered. He did offer to take it back but, hey it was a third choice for me. \n\nThe texture was that of blended scrambled eggs mixed with ground beef. The color of the dish was a lovely brownish green. The home fries, or as I will call them, undercooked potato slices, were cold and tasteless. I deemed my dish inedible and ate my toast.\n\nThank you for striking this monstrosity from my tab and no I didn't mind paying for the tax... hahahaha. The server made a comment about how she was sorry that I didn't like my meal and that I will probably go to Taco Bell next door. I wonder if that happens a lot.\n\nI do feel pretty bad to leave such a negative review, but I didn't find much positive to review about. Not worth the drive and expenditure on gas."^^ . . "0"^^ . "2"^^ . "1"^^ . "2011-08-08T00:00:00"^^ . "1"^^ . .