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<http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/Gx2VOQ-hy-gxEdKqG93HcQ>	<http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#usefulReviews>	"1"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#int> .
<http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/Gx2VOQ-hy-gxEdKqG93HcQ>	<http://purl.org/stuff/rev#rating>	"4"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#int> .
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<http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/Gx2VOQ-hy-gxEdKqG93HcQ>	<http://purl.org/stuff/rev#text>	"\"I wish someone would just put a bag over her head and knock her up so I can get some grandkids.\"  In addition to the usual hotcakes and eggs, apparently our waitress' daughter was a daily special that morning.\n\nPreferring that all of the eggs in my social life remain unfertilized, I opted instead for the Italian Breakfast Club which turned out to be the dog's bollocks.  And for good reason; If you want to enjoy eating here, it is highly recommend that you not use the nutritional info calculator on E'nP's website.  After checking the stats on my breakfast I now realize I should have ordered it with a side of Lipitor.\n\nAdded bonus -- as a consolation prize for not taking her daughter home, our waitress hooked us up with some free cookies for the road.\n\n---\n\nCliff Notes version: dining at Eat'n Park is kind of like going to Denny's but without the shame."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string> .