"2"^^ . . . . "0"^^ . "4"^^ . "Scottsdale has bars on every spectrum from fancy schmance to total dive. This is a laid back dive bar decked out in Christmas lights. When I first came here, I was completely confused..but then I read the yelp reviews and realized it was just like this all of the time. \n\nThe inside bar is super tiny and every time I come, it's crowded. Outside, there's a large patio and another bar.\n\nI've been here 5 times or so...the bartender already knows my drink order. And I don't come every day, nor every week. Bonus points for that. \n\n\nMinus one star for the music. I just...I just can't. It's random..who's the DJ? Is this some effed up Pandora station? Black Sabbath played right after Katy Perry? I'm confused. But I forgive you..and I will be back."^^ . "2013-04-29T00:00:00"^^ . "4"^^ .