. "5"^^ . "40"^^ . "An old man turned ninety-eight\nHe won the lottery and drank bubble tea the next day\nIt's Assam Black tea with your Caramela crepe\nIt's a Honey Milk tea two minutes to-go\nIsn't it ironic, don't you think\n\nIt's like Taro slush on your wedding day\nIt's a free sea salt cr\u00E8me when you've already latte'd\nIt's the good boba that you just didn't take\nWho would have thought, it figures\n\nMr. Play-it-Safe was afraid to slush\nHe packed his Brew Tea loyalty card and kissed his Starbucks goodbye\nHe waited his whole damn life to try that Brown Sugar Milky slushie\nAnd as the drink went down he thought\n\"Well, isn't this nice\"\nAnd isn't it ironic, don't you think\n\nIt's like Taro slush on your wedding day\nIt's a free sea salt cr\u00E8me when you've already latte'd\nIt's the good boba that you just didn't take\nWho would have thought, it figures\n\nWell bubble tea has a funny way of sneakin' up on you\nWhen you think everything's okay and everything's going right\nAnd bubble tea has a funny way of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face\n\nA Berry Lovers crepe when you've already ate\nA Hokkaido Milk tea on your vaping break\nIt's like lychee jelly when all you need is honey boba\nIt's meeting the Oolong latte of my dreams\nAnd then meeting the beautiful Jasmine Green Tea\nAnd isn't it ironic, don't you think\nA little too ironic, and yeah I really do think\n\nIt's like Taro slush on your wedding day\nIt's a free sea salt cr\u00E8me when you've already latte'd\nIt's the good boba that you just didn't take\nWho would have thought, it figures\n\nWell, tea has a funny way of sneaking up on you\nAnd Cold Brew Coffee with sea salt cream has a funny way of helping you out\nHelping you out\n\nCopyright 2015 Michael K. LLC.\n\"Peace in the Middle East, Rain in Spain\""^^ . "2015-10-11T00:00:00"^^ . "36"^^ . . . "40"^^ .