"0"^^ . . "0"^^ . "our experience was nothing like what we imagined. we ordered at the bar and then were led downstairs (putting our hands on the shoulder of a visually impaired waiter). It was A LOT louder than we expected when we found our seats. It was difficult to hear my husband from across the table. We were having fun eating the bread he put in the middle of our table- trying to get some butter on it. It's totally dark- your eyes don't adjust. You end up eating with your hands most of the time to avoid poking yourself in the eye with your fork. At first, my husband and I had fun trying to feed each other the appetizers we ordered. They messed up our order though and we ended up eating something we didn't want- which was confusing because we weren't 100% sure of that. We asked the waiter about it and he avoided the question. We ordered a surprise dish for our entree, which was a big mistake. I thought it was fried mushy fish and my husband thought it was beef. It turned out to be fried pork meatballs...gross. The other food wasn't up to par either...you definitely pay for the experience and not the food. About an hour and a half had passed and we were waiting for dessert with very sticky fingers. By this time, we were growing very impatient and had yelled out the name of our waiter four times (that's the only way they will come to your table) without him coming. My husband was really uncomfortable, which made me really uncomfortable. When our waiter finally arrived, we cancelled dessert and headed out.\nCould have been a cool experience, but overall very disappointing. Wish it was the quiet culinary experience we were hoping for. We won't be dining in the dark again any time soon."^^ . "2014-03-26T00:00:00"^^ . "2"^^ . . . "0"^^ .