. . "The music is loud as hell, the beer is cheap and awesome, and once you're a friend here you're treated like damn royalty. Royalty of a third world country, but still.\n\nTed's has a style all its own, as any good dive bar must to separate itself from just being dingy and dirty. Even I'm put off by the lack of a door on the men's room, which has resulted in more than one woman I'm sure catching sight of my dangling majesty.\n\nThere is zero pretension and zero need for it. Just don't be a dick and they won't be either."^^ . "2"^^ . "2012-04-20T00:00:00"^^ . "3"^^ . "1"^^ . "4"^^ . .