"3"^^ . "5"^^ . "1"^^ . "0"^^ . "I've dined here several times, but never thought to review it,\nuntil now. That maybe because eating at Morton's means I'm taking a break from my low sodium low everything diet. That diet\nconsiders bananas and milk to be the faire of the doomed and screw them for thinking that way. Bring on the Last Supper!\"``\nI usually order the Filet Mignon and my paramour/date orders something vegetarian(not to remind me of the error of my ways,\nbut to put a pall over what would normally be an occasion like\na dental visit without cavities or her commitment to universal suffrage.\nWhy bother? Bitches be strange creatures lemme tellya'll).\nThe Filet ala Morton is an art form. Done to a turn(medium rare),\nwashed down by drafts of Guiness(not advised by savvy gourmands), and complemented by a baked potato reminiscent\nof the willowy white clouds the heavens would be proud of. \nWhoever has raised the cattle and supervised the selection of\ncuts from those cattle that adorn the plates of Mortonistas\nlike myself, is invaluable to the enterprise. And deserves all\nthe kudos he's been given.\nBring a few dollars with you, they're not giving it away."^^ . "2015-10-09T00:00:00"^^ . . . .