. "The only thing that this place has going for itself is the ambiance, though forged solely by its dim lighting. First romantic-feeling Mexican restaurant I've never been to, though nothing else about it is actually romantic.\n\nAs a large group of people, we have learned that\n1. You do not get to order from a regular menu but a small, pared down version on a piece of white paper.\n2. Though the menu says 15% gratuity is charged automatically, it was 17% on our bill.\n3. Of course, no separate bills.\n\nOther things I've learned:\n1. the food takes forever to come\n2. the servers aren't very friendly\n3. the only food that I've had that was more bland was from the ground beef I made in home ec class in 10th grade, before I knew the existence of spice and salt. \n\nNotes:\n- the mojito ($10) was no good\n- the burrito must be eaten with a knife and fork as it is smothered by cheese, the only flavour that came with this $15 dish\n- The guacamole ($9...seriously?!?!?!) is the only redeeming food item for this restaurant, at an insanely wrong wrong wrong price.\n\nSummary:\nEXPENSIVE, FLIPPANT SERVICE, BLAND FOOD.\n\nWhat am I missing here that's making this place so busy?!"^^ . "2011-09-25T00:00:00"^^ . . . "3"^^ . "2"^^ . "0"^^ . "0"^^ .